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Can an athlete jump high than a house? Yes, houses can't jump

Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Because he broke the record!

What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank? “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

What do rich people say when they tickle babies? Gucci, Gucci, goo.

When is a baby good at basketball? When it's dribbling

Why DIDNT the chicken cross the road?... Because there was a KFC on the other side 😂

What do you get if you mix cheese and chips together?... Cheesy chips!

What’s a runner’s favorite subject in school? Jog-raphy.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics? She has a pumpkin for a coach and she runs away from the ball.