Guestbook

Well done everyone 😀 We hope Granny enjoy her cruise x Well done Hamish and Bonnie x

What is a cowboy’s favourite America state? Moo York!

Jonathan is sad he can't join you today but here's his jokes: Why are cowboys so bad at maths? Because they are always rounding things up. 2 cowboys were lost in a desert, one sees and tree and shouts "it's a bacon tree, we're saved!" He runs towards it and gets shot. Why? It wasn't a bacon tree it was a ham bush. Why do cowboys always ride horses? They are too heavy to carry.

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? There’s a horse walking round in their socks.

What do you call a cowboy who works in a school? The Deputy Head