Guestbook

What do you call a spy who bleaches his hair? James blonde!

How do you spy on a computer on Chrome? You keep tabs on it!

What did the undercover elk use to communicate with his agency? Moose Code

This is a joke: whenever I spy on my neighbour, I always stand on a box of fish fingers... Just to get a birds eye view

Hi everyone, its been great seeing you all at Mission Impossible this week. We can't wait to see what happens on Day 4 (Friday). Loving the jokes on this Guest book :)

What is a dog’s favorite spy movie? A: Mission im-paw-sible.

Why do spies keep working even when they’re asleep? Because they’re undercover.

What’s a secret agent’s favourite dinner? Spy and mash

The answer was meant to say a May-bee! 😂

Q. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A. A Mayberry.

Q. What is a secret agent's favourite superhero? A. Spyderman

Why did the spy vomit? Because he was to busy following and spying on the victim.

I love Holiday Club

What did the spy say to his partner the cow? "Get a moove on with the case!"

How do you make a sausage roll? You push it down a hill

Hi Agents, if you are on a smaller device the splat button is now at the bottom of the day’s page! Agent E

Hi Agent Tucker, we will try to fix this for you as soon as possible! See if you can try again tomorrow morning! Agent E

Oh, for some reason Agent A, mine doesn't include the splat list on the menu button thingy

AHH yes Agent Tucker... My assistant, I wondered where you were

Hi Agent Tucker. At the top right hand side of the web page, there is a Blue Splat button. Click on this to see the page of Agents.

Everyone reading this, vote to splat Steve Westwood on Thursday

Where is the online splat list?

I like my spy spoon I made today!